chemistry paper from lembaga.... :S

this morning i wake up....was hot...i sweat.....then after i wash up...i go bath....the water also hot...haiz....then i call my dear.....oh my god....she dont know what time she sleep last night...until i call her for so many time only she can wake up....but lucky...she can wake up....because of my call....err...prue....sorry la if i distur yr sweet sleeping....

then mun chun came...so we go...he say he cirit-birit.....so....he is late...then reach school.....put my bag in canteen.....then go the place our geng himpun.....then i saw mun yee....then i say so many thing about yesterday....so scarry la....she throw her handphone to eng foo.....and eng foo sit beside me.....walao.....she can just throw like that....then eng foo dont know type what...and he use my finger to press send.....so the message sent.....mun yee throw her calculater.....my god...haiz......forget it....then perhimpunan.....teacher say today SPM science student....today got a test from lembaga....for chemistry.....fod those who absent....every subject for trial wil minus 30%.....my god..i tot that day just say chemistry....nvm la.....

go back class....sit with zia wei and elyss.....then pn.marani came in...and say....u all will be the first class will take this test.....my god......then we clean everything super fast...the ppl come...he introduce himself from where....then give us paper....and he say...not only chemistry...got mathematic also....then depends our luck.....chemistry also got 3 type of paper...math. got 2 type of paper....then ask us write this that...cannot this canoot that....so....we start....and we do....after finish.....we all like a super star....so many science student who taking chemistry.....standing in front of our calss.....ask how is it....what coming out.....this and that.....then rehat...go eat nasi lemak....and drink PLUS!....wahhaha.....long time no drink ma....then we go science 1 class...so they can go to our class and take the test.....nothing much there....math teacher just come in...and say....we discuss what will coming out for trial paper 2 section A.......then discuss...talk...chat...so many thing....then teacher ask...still got any question.....clarment ask teacher.....teacher...what is the proparlity that proparlity question coming out....teacher just look at him...hahaha.....

then pn charanjit came in......she is my EST teacher......just ask us study.....then after science 1 student back....teacher halau us back to our class....teacher give our trial paper back.....for paper 2 first.....i got 20/30......shit!!!....so bad.....then teacher discuss.....but before she start discuss....she told us that....she set this paper....from everywhere....and there is no answer....all answer she do on her own....she say her head kikaboom while doing....then discuss la....until question 6.....
teacher:'ok....now can anyone tell me what is the meaning of 'suffocating' in the text??'
syed:'suffering means suffocating.....suffocating means suffering....'
teacher:'syed....what u say??...come again....'
syed:'nothing teacher....suffocating means suffering....'
teacher laughing....so we all also laughing......
teacher:'syed....hahaha.....u come out here.....i tell u what is suffering and suffocating'
syed:'teacher....please forget what i merepek just now.....'
teacher:'no....u come out now....'
then syed go in front.....
teacher:'u know what is suffocating??....if i tarik tie awak....means awak suffocating...faham??'
syed:'yala...teacher...means suffering la....i cant breath....suffer....suffering...'
teacher:'haha....u want me cekik u or not...??'
syed:'teacher...canoot la...is not allowed....if not....u and i sure suffering and suffocating...'
teacher:'ahhahaa.....then u better shut up...'
teacher:suffocating is cannot breath....tak boleh nak bernafas.....'
syed:'betul la teacher.....cannot breath means suffering la.....'
teacher:'hahaha.....question 7 now....'
then continue discuss...until question 19....
teacher:'do u all know what is happening if u put diesel in petroleum tank?'
nizam:'nothing happen'
chee kai:'boleh tahan punya car.....wahahha'
teacher:'WRONG!!the car cant even can start....so cannot move....'
teacher smile at us.....then she ask y.....no one can answer....
teacher:'u want start yr car....u have to change the whole petroleum tank....replace a new one....baru boleh jalan...'
paul:'teacher....how u know de?'
chee kai:'aiyo...paul...teacher know la...wahahhhaa.....'
me:'teacher....u try before a??....hahaha......'
chee kai:'oh ya....posible also...teacher....u try before a??'
clarment:'teacher....teacher.....seriouls a??u try before??'
syed:'teacher?!?!....u try before??what u do??u change the petroleum tank by yourself??'
so many ppl laughing and talking of it..teacher pula....laugh at in front....wahahahah.....
teacher:'ahhaha....ok ok....shoo!!!i read before......can??'
chee kai:'syed.....acceptable??'
syed:'teacher.....i just think about your answer...is cannot be acceptable...but might be acceptable.....clarment...how a??'
clarment:'hahahhahahha......dont know....ask hu nee....hu nee say so just now...wahhaha......'
syed:'hu nee....please give comment!'
me:'sorry la syed......comment....tak dapat la......hahahha....tanya clarence....dia kan pandai....'
syed:'boleh juga.....clarence....what is your comment??'
clarence:'ya....err....my comment??.....simple comment.....that is no comment...'
whole class zha dou....wahahhaa.....then finish school......went back home....eat luch.....blog here.....chat with dear.....